Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Mind intentionally left blank...

No, my powers can only be used for good.

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

You get what you settle for.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

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